BRAAAAINS....
Black / XS
$30.00
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Even zombies have standards.
When the undead rise and the hunt for brains begins, apparently the United States Marine Corps is off the menu.
Featuring a ravenous zombie discovering a Marine in full dress blues, this hilariously twisted Halloween design brings one of the military's oldest interservice jokes back from the dead.
With gruesome zombie artwork, bold retro horror lettering, and a healthy dose of military branch rivalry, this design is perfect for service members, veterans, and anyone who appreciates a good Marine joke.
Because sometimes the scariest thing about a zombie apocalypse is realizing there's nothing on the menu.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
BRAAAAINS....
$30.00
When the undead rise and the hunt for brains begins, apparently the United States Marine Corps is off the menu.
Featuring a ravenous zombie discovering a Marine in full dress blues, this hilariously twisted Halloween design brings one of the military's oldest interservice jokes back from the dead.
With gruesome zombie artwork, bold retro horror lettering, and a healthy dose of military branch rivalry, this design is perfect for service members, veterans, and anyone who appreciates a good Marine joke.
Because sometimes the scariest thing about a zombie apocalypse is realizing there's nothing on the menu.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |