Coalition Against Mandatory Fun - T-shirt
Black / XS
$30.00
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Somewhere, right now, a First Sergeant, XO, & Commander are planning a mandatory morale event. We must remain vigilant.
The Coalition Against Mandatory Fun exists for every service member and veteran who has ever been informed that they will attend, they will socialize, and by God they will enjoy themselves.
Featuring the patron saint of involuntary recreation sitting exactly where he wants to be, beverage in hand and refusing to participate, this design proudly declares the fundamental truth:
FUN IS NOT MANDATORY!
Perfect for unit functions, organizational days, mandatory BBQs, mandatory holiday parties, mandatory sporting events, and anywhere else your attendance has been carefully disguised as recreation.
CAMF: Defending your constitutional right to sit in a folding chair and not participate since 2026.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Coalition Against Mandatory Fun - T-shirt
$30.00
The Coalition Against Mandatory Fun exists for every service member and veteran who has ever been informed that they will attend, they will socialize, and by God they will enjoy themselves.
Featuring the patron saint of involuntary recreation sitting exactly where he wants to be, beverage in hand and refusing to participate, this design proudly declares the fundamental truth:
FUN IS NOT MANDATORY!
Perfect for unit functions, organizational days, mandatory BBQs, mandatory holiday parties, mandatory sporting events, and anywhere else your attendance has been carefully disguised as recreation.
CAMF: Defending your constitutional right to sit in a folding chair and not participate since 2026.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |