Crayon Corps - T-shirt
Black / XS
$30.00
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Some designs are clean, polished, and regulation approved.
This ain’t one of them.
The design takes one of the most recognizable military emblems on the planet and gives it the artistic precision of a Marine who just discovered the 64-count Crayola box. Complete with aggressively questionable coloring, backwards lettering, and enough crayon energy to make a kindergarten teacher nervous but a Marines mouth water, it’s military humor exactly the way it should be: stupid, recognizable, and worn with absolutely zero explanation.
Perfect for Marines, veterans, crayon connoisseurs, or anyone whose artistic qualifications consist of staying mostly inside the lines.
Semper Fi. Semper Crayola.
Now go give 'em one for Chesty, ya bunch of Window Lickers
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Crayon Corps - T-shirt
$30.00
This ain’t one of them.
The design takes one of the most recognizable military emblems on the planet and gives it the artistic precision of a Marine who just discovered the 64-count Crayola box. Complete with aggressively questionable coloring, backwards lettering, and enough crayon energy to make a kindergarten teacher nervous but a Marines mouth water, it’s military humor exactly the way it should be: stupid, recognizable, and worn with absolutely zero explanation.
Perfect for Marines, veterans, crayon connoisseurs, or anyone whose artistic qualifications consist of staying mostly inside the lines.
Semper Fi. Semper Crayola.
Now go give 'em one for Chesty, ya bunch of Window Lickers
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |