Don't Tread on SGM's Grass - Hoodie
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$45.00
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Sergeant Major doesn't ask for much.
He doesn't need comfort, sleep, & definitely doesn't need your opinion.
But he *does* have his grass.
And by God, that sacred patch of government-maintained earth will NOT be soiled by muddy boots, reckless privates, or especially some civi who thinks the sign is "just a suggestion."
Featuring a hovering rattlesnake, a warning sign, & enough terminal E-9 energy to make an entire formation lock up at parade rest, this design is a tribute to every Sergeant Major who treated grass more like a prized heirloom.
"DON'T TREAD ON SERGEANT MAJORS GRASS" - because somewhere, right now, maybe even reading this a SNCO is violently shaking, a knife hand slowly forming, after watching someone cut across his grass instead of using the sidewalk.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Don't Tread on SGM's Grass - Hoodie
$45.00
He doesn't need comfort, sleep, & definitely doesn't need your opinion.
But he *does* have his grass.
And by God, that sacred patch of government-maintained earth will NOT be soiled by muddy boots, reckless privates, or especially some civi who thinks the sign is "just a suggestion."
Featuring a hovering rattlesnake, a warning sign, & enough terminal E-9 energy to make an entire formation lock up at parade rest, this design is a tribute to every Sergeant Major who treated grass more like a prized heirloom.
"DON'T TREAD ON SERGEANT MAJORS GRASS" - because somewhere, right now, maybe even reading this a SNCO is violently shaking, a knife hand slowly forming, after watching someone cut across his grass instead of using the sidewalk.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |