Don't Tread On SGM's Grass - T-shirt
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$30.00
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Sergeant Major doesn't ask for much.
He doesn't need comfort, sleep, & definitely doesn't need your opinion.
But he *does* have his grass.
And by God, that sacred patch of government-maintained earth will NOT be soiled by muddy boots, reckless privates, or especially some civi who thinks the sign is "just a suggestion."
Featuring a hovering rattlesnake, a warning sign, & enough terminal E-9 energy to make an entire formation lock up at parade rest, this design is a tribute to every Sergeant Major who treated grass more like a prized heirloom.
"DON'T TREAD ON SERGEANT MAJORS GRASS" - because somewhere, right now, maybe even reading this a SNCO is violently shaking, a knife hand slowly forming, after watching someone cut across his grass instead of using the sidewalk.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Don't Tread On SGM's Grass - T-shirt
$30.00
He doesn't need comfort, sleep, & definitely doesn't need your opinion.
But he *does* have his grass.
And by God, that sacred patch of government-maintained earth will NOT be soiled by muddy boots, reckless privates, or especially some civi who thinks the sign is "just a suggestion."
Featuring a hovering rattlesnake, a warning sign, & enough terminal E-9 energy to make an entire formation lock up at parade rest, this design is a tribute to every Sergeant Major who treated grass more like a prized heirloom.
"DON'T TREAD ON SERGEANT MAJORS GRASS" - because somewhere, right now, maybe even reading this a SNCO is violently shaking, a knife hand slowly forming, after watching someone cut across his grass instead of using the sidewalk.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |