Stand & Deliver - T-shirt
Black / XS
$30.00
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Forget calm. It’s time to stand and fucking deliver.
Inspired by the legendary attitude of WWII’s unconventional warriors and given the classic British “Keep Calm” treatment, this design takes proper wartime poster etiquette and throws it straight out the aircraft door.
Featuring a clean parachute-and-dagger emblem above the unmistakable command:
KEEP CALM & STAND & FUCKING DELIVER!
It’s bold, simple, and just historically unhinged enough for anyone who appreciates Airborne history, unconventional warfare, or the kind of leadership that requires considerably more profanity than a motivational poster normally allows.
Because sometimes “Keep Calm and Carry On” just doesn’t quite cover the situation.
#AR6701Apparel #StandAndFuckingDeliver #KeepCalm #Airborne #Paratrooper #MilitaryHumor #VeteranHumor #AirborneAllTheWay #UnconventionalWarfare #MilitaryHistory #WhoDaresWins #WWII #MilitaryApparel
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Stand & Deliver - T-shirt
$30.00
Inspired by the legendary attitude of WWII’s unconventional warriors and given the classic British “Keep Calm” treatment, this design takes proper wartime poster etiquette and throws it straight out the aircraft door.
Featuring a clean parachute-and-dagger emblem above the unmistakable command:
KEEP CALM & STAND & FUCKING DELIVER!
It’s bold, simple, and just historically unhinged enough for anyone who appreciates Airborne history, unconventional warfare, or the kind of leadership that requires considerably more profanity than a motivational poster normally allows.
Because sometimes “Keep Calm and Carry On” just doesn’t quite cover the situation.
#AR6701Apparel #StandAndFuckingDeliver #KeepCalm #Airborne #Paratrooper #MilitaryHumor #VeteranHumor #AirborneAllTheWay #UnconventionalWarfare #MilitaryHistory #WhoDaresWins #WWII #MilitaryApparel
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |