Dirty Talk - T-shirt
Black / XS
$30.00
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Some people whisper sweet nothings.
Others whisper things that make the Department of Veterans Affairs very uncomfortable.
This comic perfectly captures military humor in four panels. What starts as a flirty "Talk Dirty To Me" quickly turns into one of the most legendary pickup lines imaginable:
"Those injuries aren't service related."
Suddenly... it's true love.
Whether you've spent time fighting the VA, know someone who's battled mountains of paperwork, or simply appreciate dark veteran humor, this shirt lands instantly with anyone who's lived it.
Printed in crisp, vibrant detail on a premium soft shirt, every panel remains sharp while staying comfortable enough for everyday wear.
Perfect for:
Veterans
Active Duty
National Guard
Reservists
First Responders
Anyone who appreciates offensive military humor
Wear it to the range, the VFW, veteran events, barbecues, or anywhere people understand exactly why that last panel is so funny.
Sometimes the best dirty talk is just administrative fraud.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Dirty Talk - T-shirt
$30.00
Others whisper things that make the Department of Veterans Affairs very uncomfortable.
This comic perfectly captures military humor in four panels. What starts as a flirty "Talk Dirty To Me" quickly turns into one of the most legendary pickup lines imaginable:
"Those injuries aren't service related."
Suddenly... it's true love.
Whether you've spent time fighting the VA, know someone who's battled mountains of paperwork, or simply appreciate dark veteran humor, this shirt lands instantly with anyone who's lived it.
Printed in crisp, vibrant detail on a premium soft shirt, every panel remains sharp while staying comfortable enough for everyday wear.
Perfect for:
Veterans
Active Duty
National Guard
Reservists
First Responders
Anyone who appreciates offensive military humor
Wear it to the range, the VFW, veteran events, barbecues, or anywhere people understand exactly why that last panel is so funny.
Sometimes the best dirty talk is just administrative fraud.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |