Don't Tread On SGM's Grass - Long Sleeve Tee
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$35.00
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Sergeant Major doesn't ask for much.
He doesn't need comfort, sleep, & definitely doesn't need your opinion.
But he *does* have his grass.
And by God, that sacred patch of government-maintained earth will NOT be soiled by muddy boots, reckless privates, or especially some civi who thinks the sign is "just a suggestion."
Featuring a hovering rattlesnake, a warning sign, & enough terminal E-9 energy to make an entire formation lock up at parade rest, this design is a tribute to every Sergeant Major who treated grass more like a prized heirloom.
"DON'T TREAD ON SERGEANT MAJORS GRASS" - because somewhere, right now, maybe even reading this is a SNCO is violently shaking, a knife hand slowly forming, after watching someone cut across his grass instead of using the sidewalk.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Don't Tread On SGM's Grass - Long Sleeve Tee
$35.00
He doesn't need comfort, sleep, & definitely doesn't need your opinion.
But he *does* have his grass.
And by God, that sacred patch of government-maintained earth will NOT be soiled by muddy boots, reckless privates, or especially some civi who thinks the sign is "just a suggestion."
Featuring a hovering rattlesnake, a warning sign, & enough terminal E-9 energy to make an entire formation lock up at parade rest, this design is a tribute to every Sergeant Major who treated grass more like a prized heirloom.
"DON'T TREAD ON SERGEANT MAJORS GRASS" - because somewhere, right now, maybe even reading this is a SNCO is violently shaking, a knife hand slowly forming, after watching someone cut across his grass instead of using the sidewalk.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |