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Every branch has its stereotypes...but only one branch managed to turn the short bus into an aircraft.
This design fully embraces the chaos, crayons, and questionable decision-making power that keeps the occasional Marines airborne. Bright colors & a giant yellow "shortbus" in the sky make this one impossible to ignore.
Whether you're a Marine laughing at yourself, another branch talking trash, or just someone who appreciates elite military humor, this shirt delivers.
WARNING!
May cause:
• Crayon related jokes.
• Aggressive "OORAH" noises
• Marines wanting to "give 'em one for Chesty"
• Random & immediate branch-on-branch bullying in public
Because apparently regular buses weren't enough...the Marines managed to make one that flies.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
KC130 - T-shirt
$30.00
This design fully embraces the chaos, crayons, and questionable decision-making power that keeps the occasional Marines airborne. Bright colors & a giant yellow "shortbus" in the sky make this one impossible to ignore.
Whether you're a Marine laughing at yourself, another branch talking trash, or just someone who appreciates elite military humor, this shirt delivers.
WARNING!
May cause:
• Crayon related jokes.
• Aggressive "OORAH" noises
• Marines wanting to "give 'em one for Chesty"
• Random & immediate branch-on-branch bullying in public
Because apparently regular buses weren't enough...the Marines managed to make one that flies.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |