Reasons I Do The Shit I Do - T-shirt
$30.00
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Following an extensive behavioral assessment, we have identified the problem.
It’s you.
The Reasons I Do The Shit I Do design documents the scientifically recognized motivations behind approximately 97% of terrible ideas:
Someone said I couldn’t.
Someone said I shouldn’t.
I got told no.
Spite.
Boredom.
Pure fucking stubbornness.
To prove a point.
Because I said I would.
Delusion.
And, perhaps most importantly...
FOR THE PLOT.
Assessment: ALL CONDITIONS APPLY.
Risk Level: HIGH.
Final course of action?
TO SEE IF I FUCKING CAN.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Reasons I Do The Shit I Do - T-shirt
$30.00
It’s you.
The Reasons I Do The Shit I Do design documents the scientifically recognized motivations behind approximately 97% of terrible ideas:
Someone said I couldn’t.
Someone said I shouldn’t.
I got told no.
Spite.
Boredom.
Pure fucking stubbornness.
To prove a point.
Because I said I would.
Delusion.
And, perhaps most importantly...
FOR THE PLOT.
Assessment: ALL CONDITIONS APPLY.
Risk Level: HIGH.
Final course of action?
TO SEE IF I FUCKING CAN.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |