Stand Up Hook Up - T-shirt
Black / XS
$30.00
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There are certain words every paratrooper knows.
"STAND UP! HOOK UP!"
This Airborne take on the classic “Keep Calm” design replaces British composure with something much more familiar: standing in an aircraft wearing entirely too much equipment while preparing to voluntarily step out of a perfectly functioning airplane.
Traditional Airborne-inspired jump wings sit above:
**KEEP CALM & STAND IN THE DOOR**
with STAND UP! HOOK UP! written underneath as the final reminder that whatever peaceful thoughts you had before boarding the aircraft are no longer particularly relevant.
Made for paratroopers, Airborne veterans, jumpmasters, aspiring dirt darts, and anyone who still instinctively knows what comes next when somebody yells:
STAND UP!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Stand Up Hook Up - T-shirt
$30.00
"STAND UP! HOOK UP!"
This Airborne take on the classic “Keep Calm” design replaces British composure with something much more familiar: standing in an aircraft wearing entirely too much equipment while preparing to voluntarily step out of a perfectly functioning airplane.
Traditional Airborne-inspired jump wings sit above:
**KEEP CALM & STAND IN THE DOOR**
with STAND UP! HOOK UP! written underneath as the final reminder that whatever peaceful thoughts you had before boarding the aircraft are no longer particularly relevant.
Made for paratroopers, Airborne veterans, jumpmasters, aspiring dirt darts, and anyone who still instinctively knows what comes next when somebody yells:
STAND UP!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |