The One with the T-shirt
White / S
$30.00
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Welcome to AR670-1 Apparel, where your friends aren't meeting at a cozy Manhattan coffee shop. They're sitting around the barracks at 0200, surviving entirely on nicotine, alcohol, terrible financial decisions, and the collective trauma of someone saying, “Hey, real quick…”
Nobody knows what the fuck is going on.
Everyone has an opinion.
Someone married a stripper.
Someone bought a Charger at 27% APR.
And somehow, despite all available evidence suggesting otherwise, you’ll be there for each other.
Because the military isn't just about the friends you make along the way.
It's about making friends you'll continue sending wildly inappropriate memes to ten years after ETS.
AR670-1 APPAREL...cause no one told you life was gonna be this way.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
The One with the T-shirt
$30.00
Welcome to AR670-1 Apparel, where your friends aren't meeting at a cozy Manhattan coffee shop. They're sitting around the barracks at 0200, surviving entirely on nicotine, alcohol, terrible financial decisions, and the collective trauma of someone saying, “Hey, real quick…”
Nobody knows what the fuck is going on.
Everyone has an opinion.
Someone married a stripper.
Someone bought a Charger at 27% APR.
And somehow, despite all available evidence suggesting otherwise, you’ll be there for each other.
Because the military isn't just about the friends you make along the way.
It's about making friends you'll continue sending wildly inappropriate memes to ten years after ETS.
AR670-1 APPAREL...cause no one told you life was gonna be this way.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |